I'm annoyed it's not an option in the poll. I never leave home without it, and I keep an extra in my nightstand.

I'm annoyed it's not an option in the poll. I never leave home without it, and I keep an extra in my nightstand.

I'm guessing a lot of artists will be under pressure to stop, collaborate and listen to what their attorneys have to say.

Dear State of Arkansas: file child abuse charges against these scumbags posthaste, because isolating a child for hours on end IS abuse.

I mean discrimination against the unborn is so much more important than outright racism and bigotry against people who are actually alive. That's the pro-life agenda in a nutshell.

I love how they think abortion commentary is relevant in a message about their bigoted, racist members.

"Justice and equality for all"?

Email me and I would be happy to give you some pointers/see how I could help. leslie@deadspin.com

Since I started using the old school, white and yellow tub of Carmex morning and night, I've gone from constantly chapped lips to never, ever chapped. It's a classic for a reason! Plus, only $1 at the Dollar Tree!

Oh, I second the Jake no clothes thing. Jake does it in a way Noel Crane never, ever, ever did.

OOH! What was Washington's unanswered follow-up question? "Can Liv eat chips instead of popcorn?" "Can I spill something on this jacket?" "Is it possible that Olivia might accidentally shoot Fitz in the knee?" "Can Jake never again wear clothes?"

My 56 year old straight white father who lives in rural Wisconsin introduced me, gay girl living in Chicago, to this show in the first season. If all you take from it is that it takes place in NYC, then you are missing the funny parts.

Uh, the show is excellent, so get out of here with your nonsense. Other than Kroll Show it's the funniest show on TV right now.

I think this accounts for this show addressing one of the key hardships of being a woman: having hair stuck in your buttcrack.

Everything about your comment makes me roll my eyes. That's not how it works. Women and POC are so vastly underrepresented in television production that this awesome team barely makes a dent in the overall inequality.

"But if you can find a girl who you can go to an EDM concert with, have a conversation with, who will sit on the couch and watch you play GTA for three hours—and then you go to bed and have amazing sex? That should be your girlfriend."

Neither. Rape isn't funny. The death penalty is state sponsored murder.

Also, there was a dark time in my life a few years back and I made this picture in MS Paint. It was one of many in an album entitled "Me and My Friends". I hate myself.