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Yes, I know some people who don't wear deodorant. Please make sure that you get feedback from your friends, because you aren't as sensitive about your own smells as much as you think you are.

I am wholeheartedly on #TeamWhitney and refuse to believe she is on the show for any other reason than winning Chris' heart.

I know I'm naive and I can be extraordinarily pollyanna sometimes, but I just don't believe that he got this from the film (or the books). I legit don't believe anyone is that stupid or that easy to influence. He probably said it was because of FS0G because he thought it would help him get off or get a lighter

Jay's face though.

Another question: Whose face did they photoshop onto her face? Because that most certainly is not what her fucking face looks like.

To be clear, the quote from after the assault is "Paul-Emma chill sesh", not "love sesh". This pretty clearly fits in with her explanation that she wanted to talk things out with him. Having been in a similar situation I can attest that the first instinct I had was to try and talk to him about it because there must

Orange cats are the best cats.

I have to admit, I found Cathy's piece yesterday credible. I didn't recognize her byline, and I couldn't imagine why a woman would say she loved somebody who raped her or suggest hanging out with him. The longer transcripts and Emma's explanations put my concerns in context. It looks like she was trying to pull away

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH I CAN'T STAND IT!

I am super thrilled for Ashley Graham because, GODDAMN, and also I've followed her career and think she is awesome. However, this isn't news until a mainstream publication features a woman like Tess Munster:

Piss off? Why? Is the truth too much for you to handle? Yes, this is somewhat of a big deal that they're showing a woman who is a couple more pounds heavier than your average model and I'm really happy for Ashley Graham but get back to me when there's a plus sized version of Lupita Nyong'o. Now that would be

I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of

IT'S ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"ohhh i swear i will never drink jaeger again i promise i promise i promise..."

Weirdo, yes. Matched perfectly to the kind of weirdo who would turn a box into THIS for their cat? (The weirdo is me.)

They probably think you need that space for something important and said fuck it, this is ours now.

If they fits, they sits.