Left Shark. In costume. I like a shark that doesn't play by the rules of backup dancing choreography.

hot take

Great food for thought, Diana.

Katy and all her props < Missy Elliott

I admire your taste, you bitch.

This ad isn't for you.

*thumbs up for flossing*

Hey Dionne!

This past week my mother-in-law was staying with me and I feel like all we talked about was food. She has been a chronic dieter since my husband was a little kid and buys books, reads articles and goes on and on about what food. It made me completely uncomfortable to eat around her being that I've had several food…

I just assumed maybe because there's so much money to be made off of Healthy Lifestyle products? Somehow Satan is profiting. Surely.

Owning a gun does not make you safer. It makes you more than four times as likely to be shot either fatally or nonfatally as compared to the general population.

ME TOO.

This gif never gets old to me.

"2 Chainz is considering running for mayor of College Park, Georgia and—sorry, Julianne Moore—it looks like there might be a god after all."

What?! Choose! Choose the form of your Destructor, Bears!

No.

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

There's a bit of a gap between what I really want to say and what I know is responsible to say.

It's not warranted ever, because we are a civilized society and don't need to punish murder with murder, but goddamn if I don't hope some AWFUL traumas happen to him in prison.

man, I'm glad I'm not currently up for jury duty. I feel for the poor people who will have to sit through the evidence in this case.