I think I speak for everyone when I say that the only suitable punishment for making an ignorant mistake is losing all of your good fortune and having it be dispersed amongst Internet commenters, none of whom have ever been ignorant or asked forgiveness in their entire lives.

My cat Fred has similar high energy levels. I live in an apartment on a busy street so I walk him on a leash to help work out the energy. He loves it (will actually bring me his leash when I get home from work).

AND THOSE DOGS ARE RESCUES SO EXTRA-SUPER PLUS ONE FOR THEM.

LOOK AT THEIR DOGS. THEY HAVE THOSE DOGS AND DECIDED TO INCLUDE THE DOGS IN THEIR ROMANTIC ASS PHOTOSHOOT. HOW CAN YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO INCLUDE THEIR LITTLE, WEIRD LOOKING DOGS IN THEIR SEXY VALENTINE'S DAY PHOTOSHOOT, MARK? THAT'S A+ LEVEL TROLLING, OK?

Hope they do it with the lights off because Y-U-C-K.

Their cover is just as the prophecy foretold! REPENT! REPENT!

I try to make a monthly run to the dollar store and stock up on tampons, pads, shampoo, razors- all the basic cleanliness supplies. and then I take about 30-40 worth of that stuff to the local homeless resource shelter. Join me, people! It boosts your spirit and if a broke ass person like myself can put that money…

Is that a burn? Am I supposed to feel shamed by all the brothersex I've been denied?

Honestly, this is why I'm inclined to think it's bullshit, or at least a highly edited version of what really went down. I could buy a family maybe looking past you boning your cousin. I do not buy that everyone from the father's girlfriend to his parents to her grandparents are just delighted in this relationship.…

I agree 100%. Find me an incestuous relationship where it doesn't sound like someone has an attachment disorder or something that should be addressed in therapy, and not in bed.

no i am annoying af

There is nothing I would rather do than go to this dealership, spend all day on a Saturday with a salesperson who needed the commissions the most (two months late on mortgage payment type need the commission) do test drives, agree verbally to purchase a $65K Expedition, have them write up all the paperwork, then at…

Team Cat Headquarters here,

It is dickheads such as these that cause me to ALWAYS tip at least 20% unless the service was truly appalling. Chances are, some asshole has cheaped out on my servers tip at some point in the evening. My extra $$ may not make a huge difference, but I hope that it at least sends the message that not everyone is an…

bigger question: why bing?????????/

I love it. The cheese stands alone.

I was excited until she thanked god for "making her an artist." Okay, whatever.

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

Holy shit, I have a new subway prank involving dressing as a bird of paradise.