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If the dad had just planted a taser on the kid’s body, he could have had a good enough self-defense claim to hang a jury.

...and now Waze has this reminder whenever you arrive at your location

If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

It reminds me of those radicals in Flint, and their bizarre and selfish demand for drinking water they could drink.

What the actual fuck is this even? It's like joke maternity photos making fun of people who take them too seriously except I'm pretty sure they're serious and I don't even know. I just can't.

Oooof. That shirt! The thirst!

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

sharing some of these with my friends on fb right now <3

...said Fletcher McElreath,

Well. This is a surprise.

This is my doggie’s contribution to our engagement photos....

I want to party with this guy.

These are the best engagement pictures I’ve ever seen.

It’s almost as if someone or some document urges them to adopt a morality of a bronze-age, tribal society.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

If his wife ever sues him for divorce and/or brings charges against him, I hope to hell this shit is admissible.

“As you rape your wife don’t look her at her face, trust me guys, that’s just awkward.”

Ughhhhh this man has raped his wife dozens of times. You know it. I’m barely kidding when I say that writing that should be a sufficient confession to get him sent to jail.

Is Gamergate still a thing? Can’t we just ignore it more til it goes away?