"She is that friend who you love going out with, but know there's a 50/50 chance she'll end the night crying on the street, shoeless, so you sort of just have to take the chance."

You know what? Good for this dude. People spend $500 on a lot stupider shit than keeping a pet they like alive. I hope it works out for this fish.

Stop making me side with PETA, Sarah Palin. Ugh.

Funny, I usually go to Netflix because I can't find Friends.

Just love your kids.

Wow. She has a record/ photos of her family for over 200 years??

I know a lot of people in the queer community whose lives have been irreparably damaged by intolerant religious people, so while I feel for those who resort to this sort of thing to cope, I have zero qualms about pointing out that the religious beliefs that drive people to do this are absolute bullshit.

I won't bash these people and their obvious struggles. I extend no such courtesy to religion.

NEW COUPLE ALERT! Supermarket tabloid the National Examiner is reporting that U.S. president Barack Obama is having an affair with U.K. president Harry Styles.

The accent is almost Canadian, but a little more Fargo.

I like the last few seconds when the dog looks back at the cone like "Can I eat that? I think I can eat that."

Perhaps they would like some dinner music?

Passed out over here.

I thought it was semi-clever. Only really old fans of Sesame Street will get the reference. In other news... I'm really old.

Uh I hit three at once, like a few weekends ago. Sooooooo.

Oh please, I hit 3 before I was 20.

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

Look at him! Who could be mean to this derp????