Yes. It really is a parody of itself

I keep thinking of Prince George as Stormaggedon, dark lord of all

"Who ARE these people?"

SCORE! This kid just wrote my wedding vows for me.

Miley's headed down a dangerous drug. You can easily OD from just two marijuanas.

And how does any of this justify murdering a prisoner?

Seems like the right kind of post to share this embarrassing photo of the Von FluffyPants siblings. The Archduke and the Duchess were just relaxing, damn it!

Fuck this motherfucker. I bet he likes Kinja too.

Yes. You are right. Donald Sterling's virulent racism, well-documented over many decades of public life, is the fault of his biracial mistress.

Raise your hand if you're a woman who's ever had the thought "man, I hope that dude doesn't kill me." *Raises hand

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

"That's what we like long and big. That's what I am," he said.

Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor. Only the government can censor.

"Just eat lentils until the sadness passes!"

I read the phrase elimination communication and had a conscious uncoupling from my sanity.

It really burns my noodle when people who have benefited from good luck, good health care and/or won the genetic lottery take their good fortune as proof that they have somehow found the Holy Grail of parenting, and proselytize whatever kinky path they've taken as The Way.

If only the comma was a semicolon, I'd agree.

Agree.

It was probably Communications or Marketing

From a quick glance at his comment history:

"So this man is being criticized for wanting to do a play his own way? Why don't we just put a black guy to play Abraham Lincoln too like calm the fuck down you queer (n-words - I censored it - YES, THIS GUY THINKS IT'S OK TO USE THE N WORD)"

Racist people are such pathetic…