Nice, but my cat will only want the box it came in.

My cat would love this desk, but would only use the cubbies when I was absent. If I were there, I guarantee she'd decide to either sit on on my lap and try to give me kisses, walk back and forth across the keyboard area, or switch between the two positions every five seconds.

Way to shame everyone named WackyTaco692, parents. Ugh.

Oh, don't even get me started: there are so many fucking design flaws with human beings I have to talk to God about. Using mutual pathways for eating/drinking AND breathing so that we're capable of choking? Are you fucking kidding me?

sex offenders and animal abusers are on the same level for me. They all deserve to die in a fire.

How is it admirable to strongly believe in something in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary?

I'm sorry, but if you're going to whine about spoilers that are in books that came out years ago, I can't help you.

I don't know.. I mean it aired 4 years ago...

The problem with your argument is that the Overprotective Father assumes that his daughter would never be in a consensual sexual relationship. I don't think anyone around here has a problem with that. If he's written a poem called "To the Boys who Catcall my Daughter" or "To the Guys who Might try to Sexually Assault…

You entirely missed the point. But I'll bite at your comment anyway. I'll believe this doesn't have patriarchal roots the moment I see a father recite a poem warning all the girls his future son may date not to break his heart, too.

Relevant — luh dis:

The opposite in my experience. It had like a Viagra side-effect on the dude I was seeing. Just so many hours. The sun had come up and I JUST WANTED SLEEP.

By "that's not how it works" I mean "people who are sexually exploited by people in positions of power do not 'court' their exploitation."

I cannot get over these replies. No one is trying to tell Kirsten Dunst how the industry works. But on a larger level, it is offensive and DEFINITELY INCORRECT to state that women are only harassed when they "court" it. I think it's dimestore feminism to imply that women only get harassed when they ask for it. Oh,…

You don't have to be a Hollywood actor to know that you sexual harassment and exploitation can happen even if you don't "court" it.

We had it coming. We unleashed 8 years of Dubya onto the world.

everything you said plus these people clearly did not think they were interviewing for a job. Did you watch their reactions? In a real job interview, you pretend you're not at all overwhelmed by the job description. You nod politely, smile, and ask questions. Then after you call your friend and bitch about their…

To the letter of the law AND NO FURTHER. Fuck pants.

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.