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The problem with that is, we can't change other people. We can only change how we treat them or how much we choose to engage with them. So when someone has a friend problem that amounts to "how can I change this person" what other advice is there?

I do. Not dramatically, but I do a quiet fade. My life is pretty uncomplicated now. Worth it.

Or maybe mom gets home before dad? Or maybe it's Saturday and dad was out? Or maybe dad's coming home from the grocery store? It's a cute video, not an accurate depiction of all people and families. Are we not allowed to enjoy this particular cuteness because not everyone gets to have the same parenting experience?

Yeah, All the mommies sound just miserable, don't they?

So, my uterus just exploded.

"increased separation of humans and killer whales."

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR WHITE WOMEN!!!!!!

That's silly to lump an entire community into all wanting the exact same body type and features. It's even sillier to then say that a different race of women all want the exact opposite of that. People can want to look like however they want.

You're hired! (I'm taking it upon myself to hire staff for celebrities.)

Wait, is "sassy slut" not a compliment?! FUCK. I'M DOING IT ALL WRONG.

"Glutton" seems like a Freudian slip here.

You posted this 18 minutes ago. I laughed for 17 minutes.

THAT FIRST PIC THO.

GUYS, 'squicks' has been INTERNET LINGO since like 2004. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Answer: cell phone games

Class is not just about wealth. And both Kanye and Kim Kardashian are in fact good examples of how just wealth itself doesn't get one into the "country club", so to speak.

If you put an obscene amount of cheese on my sandwich, I'd probably assume you wanted to be BFFs for life.

Right. And I do like to make my partners feel good. I like to cook dinner for my partner. I like to give massages. I like to do things to let that person know that I'm thinking of him and that I value him as a person. I'm not sure where placating apparently masculine insecurities by pretending I can't open a jar