He saw her in person, thought she was attractive, hits on her on instagram, even asks "you're 18?". This is not the creepiest thing to ever happen. He didn't send her a dick pic or say "WELL YOU ARE ALMOST 18 SO THAT'S OK!" I'm not going to hate on him too much.

It makes me a bad person that I think the bigger story within the James Franco saga is that Lucy asked, "what do you mean #?" Like she thought he was asking her for a hashtag or something.

ahaha i read that james franco story yesterday and immediately instagram directed him a ~tasteful~ (HA) picture of my tatas saying "22, and all yours baby" still no response -_-

This is my favorite one ever. Baskets, FFS!!!

I would urge all the people who feel rage to consider using that anger to try to make some difference in kids' life. I've worked on enough custody cases to tell you that this level of abuse is not uncommon. If you have the resources to do specialized foster care, consider it. If not, work at volunteer at Boys and…

Why is it that you never hear guys saying "Man, I love hanging out with chicks but I just do not get along with other dudes, because all they talk about is like cars and sports and action movies and stuff"?

The only sane choice. What is wrong with you people.

YOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUYYYYYSSSSS!!!!!

Maybe his real name is Landry and his high school football coach thought it was Lance so everyone just started calling him that.

This is the most important article Jezebel has written all week.

"Jordan, how do you know which one is you and which one is Lance? Do you ever wake up and think, '...Am I Miles?'"

I for one would also like an update on Kimmie Gibler's sex life and Jesus situation.

If he was caught with a milkshake that was probably an even bigger sin.

So we did, I think, the best that we could with the rumba that I still felt comfortable doing."

especially when her friend in the picture is clearly wearing a sign that says, "Die, Tumor, Die"?

That's funny, that's actually where I KEEP my Doritos for handy snacking.

I'm going to tell my mom, who came to this country as a soldier's wife, not knowing how to read, write or speak English, widowed at 28 years old with 8 children, (one of them terminally ill) who worked as a maid until she met my stepfather who moved us out of the projects and gave us a life that inspired my work…

I'm pretty damn sure they're all ripping you off. Some just believe they aren't.

But maybe she Let Go, and Let Jesus. And then Jesus Took the Wheel, and flew her to the studio, because Jesus is her Copilot. Because He Works in Mysterious Ways.

Because SHE isn't treating it as simply her business. I guarantee you she sees DWTS as an opportunity to minister to those of us who've got ZERO interest in her way of life—hence the very loud dithering. And that's what gets my goat.