I'm pretty much perfectly aligned with Alec Baldwin politically and I'd still rather have a beer with Jack Donaghy.

That's weird. I feel fucking fabulous about being a slut!

I love Amy Poehler's giant sassy toddlers! Especially the ginger one. I love that someone as petite as Amy and as skinny-tall as Will Arnett produced those big ole kiddos. Genetics, man.

she got all that surgery waaaaaay before kanye

Technically, at least where I am from, lose is pronouced lews/looz, not loose. Loose has a softer ess sound, so it's quite annoying when people confuse them because they aren't phonetically the same at all.

"her appropriation of the child while in utero was irresponsible, reprehensible."

I didn't even read the article; just went straight to the comments, looking for this gif. Thanks for delivering.

I soak mine in a Bloody Mary.

Fun true story.

Listen Van Gogh, THIS SHIT IS NOT EMPOWERING

Are you dating God?

Cool about Kelis going to culinary school! I bet her hollandaise brings all the boys to the yard.

Its so clear you two hate each other, we all see it.

ALL OF THE MILKS

sigh.

So fat.

careful now...