KNOW WHO ELSE LIKED TO PAINT!?

I thought the same , but then discovered that we were wrong.
And this brought me alllllll the way back to the drunken party following a wedding where my friend and I performed a double bJ on some stranger in a sauna. Our other friend was banging on the door of the sauna while we did it. I never knew if she sussed us…

I don't really care about any of these stories, so this is my only response.

Gaaaaaaah!

"an outspoken yoga enthusiast who won't stop trying to talk you into anal"

Fucking planes, how do they work?

Pretty sure she'd just get up, sigh loudly, and lock herself in the bathroom until he leaves.

I believe that correlation is simply called "bad taste."

UGH KATE COME ON you are such an Adam Levine apologist

The Jenna Maroney of male singers.

Has anyone else noticed a correlation between people who fawn over Adam Levine and those who enjoyed/will defend to the death Fifty Shades of Gray? Or is it just mediocre people in my life?

Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE! YES BOTH OF THEM!

I feel you Terrence. That's just like the time that I shot down Jon Hamm and George Clooney in the same night. They'll probably tell you it didn't happen, but I can tell when a guy orders his security to remove the sexiest bitch in the bar because he can't trust himself around her. It's hard out there for a…

Maybe she'll say that she didn't but I know when someone starts ovulating.

He is just...