I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Alex Gonzalez is the real Steve Bartman and any Cubs fan worth their salt knows this.

He was actually so good at catching, in fact, that multiple scouts wanted to convert him behind the plate full-time. If I also recall he has served as emergency 3rd catcher at times with Ross on the DL.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

Well now you can watch it and not just think about it :-)

Silver is an amazing outcome. Usually an Irish Row ends with black and blue.

I expect nothing less from a Cards fan to believe in the premise (or “a idea” as you so eloquently put it), “like a better team.” I assume you like the Warriors and the Patriots. You are a great fan.

I have an idea: Fire Samer Kalaf. I’m sure you can find a fluent Spanish speaker who can write three-paragraph “articles” that have Vine embeds.

You guys literally hired a guy named Nick Martin 20 days ago. Doesn’t seem like a very high priority.

If you put Mario Lemieux on the 82 Oilers instead of Gretzky, he would have scored more points. Lemieux is the most talented offensive hockey player of all time

We already know that Aroldis Chapman can throw harder than anyone in the history of baseball [...]

No need to go full Drew. Just try writing coherently.

I once wrecked my shoulder and had to have surgery. Afterwards I was in a great deal of pain. Agony even. I had a bottle of 100 Vicodin 10's but I refused to take them. Because as bad as the pain was, and it was awful, I knew that the bottle of Vics was 100 less hangovers for me.

And a Vicodin.

I said that yesterday; the only thing that would have made this more perfect is Elvis Andrus creeping through the crowd, trying to touch Beltre’s head.

The primary critique will be the lack of swastika-related tattoos

(This team)...has already banked enough wins to end up with 95 if they go below .500 over the rest of the year...

The Cubs intentionally walked Harper twice yesterday in extra innings with runners already on first and second. Zimmerman stranded the bases loaded both times.

I am more impressed that he can hit a golf ball with a baseball.