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Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

He’s right. Tradition doesn’t gloss things. Tradition mattes.

yes they we’re.

Pens fan: Scuderi is so, so bad. I saw him in person at the Sharks/Pens game in San Jose back in December. His Corsi was 14.6% He was on the ice for a whopping SIX shot attempts for, THIRTY FUCKING FIVE against. 6-35. And that was him playing with Kris Letang, one of the best defensemen in the league.

I honestly wonder

Hiding with the missing “h”.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Never heard of these guys before - this is really cool. Thanks!

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

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I’ll see your Andrew W.K. ‘Party Hard’ and raise you two party songs from Municipal Waste

Counterpoint - onions are horribly disgusting. A plant that has similar effects to teargas is not fit for human consumption.

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Honestly, I feel their first three “major” albums were perfect. Lucero, Tennessee and That Much Further West. After those three the albums are still good but every song from those I love (well... there might be one or two songs I could do without)

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For driving in the city on dark nights in the 80's

The Aristocrats!

Now I'm picturing Danny Trejo as Batman.

If I could just go back in time to when I was 12 and taken to my fist MLB game at Comiskey Park and punch my parents in the genitals, I would. This fucking team. Do you know how fucked it is that Reinsdorf and Williams appear to be on the better side of right here? When the hell has that ever happened?

In front of you is a Ferrari F430 Scuderia, a Porsche 997 GT3 RS, and a Subaru. You pick the Subaru.

I am pretty sure they are still that tiny.

so ahead of his time... sure this seemed like it was lip synced but its not like prince is some fraud we know he is one of the greatest performers