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And this is why nobody takes third wave feminism or social justice warriors seriously. I’m reading through these comments with my jaw on the floor. EVERY excuse possible from the patriarchy (female principal, explain that one to me) to sexism (boys can’t control themselves so dirty men need the sexist dress code) to

LOL learn the offside rule dumbass.

... what the fuck did I just read?

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

What they should have done was spent a really long time without winning anything - like, say, 88 years - but lose in such an unremarkable way that hardly anyone ever pays attention. This works best when you play in the same city as a team with a longer losing streak and a propensity for losing in really memorable

Chapman came in with the bases loaded, got 2 outs and gave up a single on a 102mph pitch. Still managed to keep the game tied, can’t ask for much more than that. The question should really be why Chapman was not brought in earlier.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Alex Gonzalez is the real Steve Bartman and any Cubs fan worth their salt knows this.

He was actually so good at catching, in fact, that multiple scouts wanted to convert him behind the plate full-time. If I also recall he has served as emergency 3rd catcher at times with Ross on the DL.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

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Well now you can watch it and not just think about it :-)

Silver is an amazing outcome. Usually an Irish Row ends with black and blue.

I expect nothing less from a Cards fan to believe in the premise (or “a idea” as you so eloquently put it), “like a better team.” I assume you like the Warriors and the Patriots. You are a great fan.

I have an idea: Fire Samer Kalaf. I’m sure you can find a fluent Spanish speaker who can write three-paragraph “articles” that have Vine embeds.

You guys literally hired a guy named Nick Martin 20 days ago. Doesn’t seem like a very high priority.