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If you put Mario Lemieux on the 82 Oilers instead of Gretzky, he would have scored more points. Lemieux is the most talented offensive hockey player of all time

We already know that Aroldis Chapman can throw harder than anyone in the history of baseball [...]

No need to go full Drew. Just try writing coherently.

I once wrecked my shoulder and had to have surgery. Afterwards I was in a great deal of pain. Agony even. I had a bottle of 100 Vicodin 10's but I refused to take them. Because as bad as the pain was, and it was awful, I knew that the bottle of Vics was 100 less hangovers for me.

And a Vicodin.

I said that yesterday; the only thing that would have made this more perfect is Elvis Andrus creeping through the crowd, trying to touch Beltre’s head.

The primary critique will be the lack of swastika-related tattoos

(This team)...has already banked enough wins to end up with 95 if they go below .500 over the rest of the year...

The Cubs intentionally walked Harper twice yesterday in extra innings with runners already on first and second. Zimmerman stranded the bases loaded both times.

I am more impressed that he can hit a golf ball with a baseball.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

He’s right. Tradition doesn’t gloss things. Tradition mattes.

yes they we’re.

Pens fan: Scuderi is so, so bad. I saw him in person at the Sharks/Pens game in San Jose back in December. His Corsi was 14.6% He was on the ice for a whopping SIX shot attempts for, THIRTY FUCKING FIVE against. 6-35. And that was him playing with Kris Letang, one of the best defensemen in the league.

I honestly wonder

Hiding with the missing “h”.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Never heard of these guys before - this is really cool. Thanks!

Lots of reporters have been asking about him and that windup, to the point that everyone is sick of it. Fellow reliever Alexi Ogando has refused to answer any further questions.

so ahead of his time... sure this seemed like it was lip synced but its not like prince is some fraud we know he is one of the greatest performers