Let me guess...Michal Rozsival is on the ice

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Martin Havlat is also out, but luckily for the Devils he tested negative for mumps, and "only" has the flu.

"this video is private" - too bad. i wanted to see that.

you forgot Lou Piniella.

Rest In Peace, Kid. Very sad day.

I really hope its the Cardinals. Nothing would make me happier than to watch the Royals sweep the Cardinals and their "right way" of playing the game.

Most of it isn't even pop, it's like, adult contemporary. The majority of shit I hear "country music fans" listening to might as well just be what Michael Bolton would put out if he had a drawl and a slide guitar.

He was gonna pull the ball to left field, but being Jeter, he hit it the right way.

You know the fiberglass C3 wasn't the only C3 right?

Was PFT Commenter on CC-transcription duty this day?

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

A few years back, Flat Earth made something like 30 (I may be overstating) different infusions of their Cygnus-X1 Porter, and each one was named after a different Rush song. Some examples can be seen here: http://beergeno.me/2010/08/rush-w…

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

Wirtz family will make sure Milwaukee never gets an NHL team

Damn, what was THEIR guy's invocation?

When asked how he was feeling after the crash, Ward said "you know, that Burneko guy would probably think more highly of Skyline Chili if he'd experienced this."

That's what 50 years of kayfabe sounds like.

He looks like Tony La Russa trying to find his car.

Well he did K 9.