came here for this, and was not disappointed.

it's likely the lack of understanding the difference between singular & plural that has impeded the celebrations in your honor.

u typ gud w/ nuklz

I'm totally on Hugh's side in not expecting stores to close before 1:00 pm on Feb 8th.

This screams Royals.

A song titled 1977 that prominently features vehicles from 1970, and 1968?

Not as mad as Sandberg probably is.

Think Carmen has any smack?

sox fans are too poor to go to games

So, some guy with a crappy iphone recording of him and a buddy booing constitutes "chicago" booing?

MonstrO.

gas, grass, or ass is what I remember.

In opposition to D. Rose, who simply supports being a pussy.

can I now date women on Tv with the help of chuck wulery?

L to R

I'll stop putting Ketchup on my hot dog when someone brings me the head of Jim Belushi. Not a day before.

Starbucks people aren't snobs, they're douches.

"I don't see what she's complaining about, at least he didn't fuck her"

$3 trillion, give or take.

This character plays better via twitter.