I'm not sure I'm reading that PDF correctly.

CSI: Chicago?

Seriously? The blackhawks "fans" were in Lakeview, talkin about the days when the Hawks weren't so good, y'know , like '08, when no one cared.......

Deadspin confounded as better team wins.

I=derp, never mind

You should have "stake" in better comma placement, understanding the definition of fallacy, and understanding that the better team won the series.

Dear deadspin, how does "boston looks impenetrable" feel now?

It's decent, sounds pretty much what I figured 3/5 of Isis + Chino Moreno would produce.

Somewhere, a tear of clarified butter drips from Paula Deens eye.

Neither goalie had a game to brag about.

Dave Bolland & Brent Seabrook have been as bad in 2013 as they were good in 2010.

That bear wouldn't have come within 20 yards had the hunter just perched on a goal post.

Who needs Bieber? We have Jim Belushi.

They had 16 shots in the first 12 minutes. After that, they had almost no sustained pressure at any point. So, say we call the entire 1st period Hawks domination. The game went on for 50 additional minutes, and the Bruins outplayed the Hawks for that length of time.

I watched the entire game. The Hawks were dominant for the first 10-12 minutes, then really didnt do much for the rest of the game, which was about 60 more minutes. Being a Hawks fan doesn't keep me from seeing them get outplayed.

The refs didn't decide this game. Chicago got outplayed for damn near 60 straight minutes.

Probably shouldve had a third.

Nancy Grace.

Bet she's the next head of "player safety" for the NHL. Legally blind can't be worse than shannivision.

That path looks closer to 94 From Madison to Milwaukee ,which also is under construction (at least S. of Milwaukee)