Put little glitter star stickers on them to brighten up my day. Maybe some smiley face stickers too. Like those “have a day” set. Every time they wear out and come unstuck, replace them with something fresh to keep brightening up my day.

Nothing, because I feel no shame in not paying for features I don’t need.

“no lowballers, I know what I have”

Lack of quick charging. I don’t want to have to find a charging place and hang around for an hour or more. I just want to go, and not stress.

WTF?

Buy it at two grand, wrench on it for ten  years, sell it for fifteen hundred, it is someone  else's project after that. Don't buy it ever expecting to drive it though.

ROFL!

Every state has its pluses and minuses, including the local drivers, the local “customs”/unwritten “laws”, their local laws and how vigorously (and equitably/fairly) that they’re enforced, general road conditions, the presence (and cost) of toll roads, and congestion, both urban and rural.

What’s wild to me is that this is the bus/RV/limo thing that literally started my career at Jalopnik. I wrote about this exact coach as my first-ever article here nearly four years ago!!

Is it just me, or does it looks like this this was (somewhat poorly) handmade in some warehouse? What’s with the cheap metal grating coving up body work? Why are so many bits of fiberglass broken? What’s the big metal box in the cabin behind the driver’s seat? And what looks like copious amounts of spray foam in the…

The roads are the least worst thing about Florida.

Maryland isn’t a state, it is a cult with a flag.

And come tornado season, the roads are filled with chasers in their ridiculous “tornado proof” rigs.  I swear the chasers are a worse hazard than the storms themselves.

It used to belong to Kanye. It’s no stranger to being shat in.

Nebra... Sorry, couldn’t resist.

I mean, it looks super cool, especially with those doors, but... Yeah, the Kanye thing. We’re never gonna scrub that clean.

Tell me you don’t understand zipper merging without telling me you don’t understand zipper merging. If the people in the right lane have left an entire lane empty for people to “dive bomb” down, then they are -by definition- not doing zipper merging properly. The person in the left lane “dive bombing” is the one doing…

*Except in Texas.

If the traffic is stacking up behind you, you are going too slow. Either pull over or speed up until it spaces out again.

Looks a lot like the Vixen: