What you did there, I like it. 

A classic Bentley. That is what all the Lords used to go cottaging in back in the 50s and 60s when Homosexuality was illegal. A tool and symbol of imperialist patriarchy, but used as a means for social class mixing, defying the police, and sexual liberation. Sure the history is complicated, history always is, but you…

Not great. 

If they wanted to give us hope, then it’d be a show about stopping Discovery and its stupid timeline crap ever existing. Hard pass. 

Sounds like a recipe for a lot of self inflicted wounds, but okay. 

As always, Britain has got this.

“Challenger, go with throttle up”.

An anti-gravity ray that I can use to float cyclists out of my way. One minute they are blocking the road, the next they are ET-ing it over my head as I pass by underneath. They can continue on unharmed as I pass undelayed. Win-win, surely. 

I can’t wait to see how Scary Bear Attacks frames this one as the bear’s fault too.

Nobody has any money to spare because we spend it all on rent and maybe groceries if we’ve anything left over. And nobody has any free time, because we’re spending it all working to pay for rent and maybe some groceries, and maybe getting four or five hours sleep if we’re lucky.

Hear me out, but Dacia. If you want cheap wheels, with a minimum of salespressure, then Dacia is the answer. I know, shocked me too, but they are cheap, reliable, affordable products. 

I’m from the UK, so I’ve seen a lot. We’re worse than Florida when it comes to cheap flights to Spain.

Tell us how you really feel, why don’t you?

The one thing they really, really, oughta have explain. The only real lesson he needed:

 will be transferred from Brooklyn, New York, to Mendota, California, against his wishes

Take your goddamn star, and get out. 

Not on your life, my Lunar friend. 

Did someone say... monorail?

Some early models of the Austin Maestro have the alternator mounted on the bottom of the engine. So everytime you went through a deep puddle the car cut out. Take a lap, British Leyland, for a car that doesn’t work in the rain, for the rainiest island on the planet.