Clearing out all the carboard boxes in the garage that have surrounded it since Christmas. Where does all this crap even come from? I can put the car away nice and neat in an empty garage and by Easter it is surrounded by its own cardboard box fort.

I once drove from Kilmarnock in the UK to Gibraltar for a holiday, vacation for all you Americans, taking the Portsmouth/Bilbao ferry. So it was like a little minicruise inbetween and we cut out driving through France. Which seemed fun, except that one of my friends I was sharing the driving with went and lost the car…

As expected, internet providers are not going to take this lying down and will pursue the options available to them to stop net neutrality from happening.

Wow, Greece really looks like Mexico here. 

Threads. For when you got sick of The Day After’s happy clappy, hippy, optimism.

Fucking A! Look in your rearview, more than three cars stacked up behind you but none in front? Speed up, or pull the fuck over and let them pass. 

I know it is taught, but there should be more emphasis on it.

If you are a tourist. Don’t drive. Go somewhere else. Have you considered France instead?

“I speak knowledge, does no one listen?”

To develop nvCJD, probably yes [although that is not a one hundred percent lock, it might just be to develop it quickly], but like all diseases the more variants you have in circulation the more you are rolling those dice that one is a lot more effective than the others.

Prion diseases are The Great Filter. They are slow to develop, but once they do they inexorably march up the food chain and persist for decades, if not centuries, in the contaminated ground. There is no cure for them, and probably never will be due to their nature. Prion diseases will accumulate until they’ve infected…

You know their wife socially, and she is always complain that their husband is always at least a month behind on billing people and would forget to take payment at all if left to his own devices. She says that all he wants to do is play around with bloody car engines all day long.

Okay. So... We’re fucked, right? 

Ah, you’ve been caught in that permanent traffic jam at Warrington too. 

To be fair, most of it was down the M6. On the other hand, most of it was down the M6. It is speed camera alley as soon as you get south of Lancaster, just about every gantry has camera on it. To say nothing of the massive stretches of roadworks with averaging cameras on them. 

Technically it would be Robute Guilliman making the change right now, as he’s the new Emperor in all but name. But your point stands, especially since Guilliman has already altered the Astartes geneseed to create his new bigger and buffer “Primaris” Marines. But any of the returning Primarchs, since they are…

Have you watched the She Ra and the Princesses of Power cartoon? Or the Futurama episode Amazon Women in the Mood? Because, that. 

Does it go against canon though? Because Custodes are not Astartes, and they were never limited in that same way. They just didn’t explicitly mention female Custodes, they never explictily excluded them. Also, if they did add female Marines to the Astartes, then all they need to do is say that Guilliman worked out how…

I’ll agree that the drift towards taking the grimdark too seriously is a big problem with 40K, especially if you go back and look at Rogue Trader and the Second Edition, which made the parody real clear, but any fans who think women cannot be the absolute scariest and most effective warriors in the Imperium need to…

* typo, that should be “for” instead of “four” in the first line there.