Is it really gibberish, or is it really:

Is it seeking The Creator?

I think they found a voice for the character which worked when they paired him with Lyndhurst in the Christmas finale. Them bouncing reindeer names off each other in a weird game/bet/thing, that actually worked. Maybe next season we’ll get less of the pseudo Niles and more sidekick of Lyndhurst, same as how Freddie…

Surprised someone didn’t steal your broom. 

Once had to clean a car that had been owned by someone who owned a vape shop, and clearly got high on their own supply, so to speak, so many empty vape bottles and pens, plus the screen in front of the driver’s seat was so covered in residue it looked like it was frosted. It was downright misty with vape residue. And…

Fucking word. You gotta wonder about the rise in pedestrian deaths being related to people refusing to turn their heads even slightly. 

You aren’t gonna change the site policy by spamming this shit, you are only going to get comments shut down on Giz too. Quit it already.

It turns out that the Tolkien-istic stuff was what made the genre interesting anyway. 

He says it is his decision as if that is within his power at that point. Nuh-uh, fella, that ain’t how it works. When you die, your heirs get to decide whether or not they keep your stuff. For every Rhianna Pratchett who abides by her dad’s wishes to have their hard drive crushed, there are thousands who just want a…

Tell us the important bit. When is it being cancelled? Because this is Warners, so we know they are gonna cancel it. 

We need to cull most of the cattle on the planet in one go. After that, only licensed breeding should be allowed. A fraction of a percent of them allowed. It means most people will never taste beef or dairy in their life. It will become a food for the ultra rich, again. And maybe we need to do the same for pork, fish,…

My solution is to hole up in a bar and wait for it all to blow over. 

Ah, the Father Ted defense.

On behalf of night workers everywhere: Good! Quit it with your power tools. We’re trying to sleep. 

You spend 90% of every waking moment trying to forget the horrific memories and tell me how you avoid headaches? There is a reason why childhood trauma sufferers also have shockingly high rates of alcohol and drug abuse rates too. Thanks, mom. Thanks a lot. 

Musk’s real problem is he borrowed a ton of cash from the Saudi Royal Family for this, and he’s in tears because he is afraid he is gonna be asked to drop into one of their embassies for a cutting conversation...

Liking the new critters in Lower Decks, I hope they bring back Moopsy. Next season in Lower Decks, a Moopsy centric episode.

During his recent appearance on Sirius XM’s Jess Cagle Show, Shawn Levy admitted “a lot of the internet [casting] rumors [surrounding Deadpool 3] are completely false, but some of them aren’t.”

No. Just no. 

What was the name of Thor’s adoptive daughter? It better be her, if we’re doing Asgard. Or Valkyrie.