Youtube from ten years ago already got it covered , DC-Warners.

Assuming the show has got the right model of car for Diana’s brake failure, then my vote is for needing a service. That model of Audi was notorious for brake master cylinder failure. 

Yeah. People keep talking about the torment ending apocalypse, but they never deliver on it.

But are we going to get another Batman/Judge Dredd crossover any time soon? 

Ron Howard’s agent starts nervously watching their phone.

Idle would want paying up front first.

Covid is/was bad, but we still got off lightly with it in pandemic terms. It was a quiet pandemic, and hit mostly already vulnerable populations proportionately harder than regular adults, that meant that it was able to be rationalized away. It could have been so much worse, and, admittedly, still might yet, but it…

Even by crazy Vlad logic it seems improbable that Russia would choose to do that, the pipelines are one of the very few cards Russia actually holds. The UK press, in particular, is screaming alarm bells about rolling brownouts if something happens to the gas lines from Russia this winter. Why sabotage the one thing…

This is the precursor to the consequences, not the actual consequences themselves. This is just the little foreshocks before the big one hits. The disease that is lethal and contagious enough to take out a massive chunk of the population on a scale not seen since the old pre-modern medicine era pandemics. We’re gonna…

Three main factors here:

Those are the top two reasons this was forseeable. 

Oh look, a metaphor. 

It’s an experiment, not a last-ditch attempt to save Earth from cataclysm.

Okay, if Paramount is serious about doing this movie, maybe it is just time for them to have Zoe Saldana slip off her shoes and give Quentin Tarantino a call. He’s been wanting to do a Trek film for ages, so maybe it is just time. And then we really can close the door on the whole sorry thing. Or worse, call Ron…

Officials added that states would have just 60 days to figure out and commit to a plan to make those changes before the feds stepped in.

Well played. Take your star.

Some company has been quietly dumping its shit into the river for years, this tells me, and they’ve been doing it so long, and with no consequences, they forgot they have to cover that shit up in extreme weather. I hope they nail them to the wall over this. 

After the last couple of weeks, why would any creative talent ever want to work with Warners/HBOmax ever again? 

A ten year plan means they expected to be in another role by nine years, max.

I hold out some hope. Humanity’s history is like a college student who never learns to time management. We fuck around, we find out, and then at the last possible second we slam ourselves down and crank out thirty thousand words on Pliny in under a day to scrape a passing grade. You can always count on humanity to…