I choose to believe he is on tour with Star Waver as a guest performer.

Yeah, I mean totally not a serial killer’s trove at all. Right?

Ah, I wondered when we were going to unleash this year’s curse upon the world. 

Gonorrhoea: Once again the UK has fucked around and found out. 

Old and tired out, it was also. Hmmmm, yes.

The Book of Boba Fett is The Mandalorian S3. Just we’re following a different Mandalorian in it.

Yoda wasn’t a muppet. Muppets are made by either Muppet Workshop or by Jim Henson’s Creature Workshop; Yoda might have been performed by Oz, but he was designed and made by Industrial Light and Magic with no connection to the Henson company apart from being small, green, and living in a swamp. 

Yeah, I know we don’t like the sequel series but the Empire didn’t die officially until the much mentioned Battle of Jakku. Add in a bit of rounding, because people like dealing with years in units of five, and we’re good enough. The Mandalorians were living in a basement for a lot of that, so they can’t be expected…

A lot of this is self inflicted in the UK, as it is draining peatlands not just to gain farmers subsidies (farming money, where sheep is just the by product) and also for driven grouse shooting. The latter is about as far as you can get from proper hunting, too. They drain the peats, and then burn them every couple of…

If you lived in New York back in the seventies and eighties, then today is the day to step outside and take a deep breath of nostalgia. 

If Amazon can modify recreational drones to carry parcels, and photography hobbyists can modify them to carry different cameras, and gender reveal nuts can modify them to be just godawful, then terrorists can modify them to carry bombs. I don’t know how people do not get that. 

I like Godzilla as much as the next girl, maybe more, but I’m not signing up for another streaming service just to get my Kaiju fix. If Paramount couldn’t get me to do it with Star Trek, then Apple has no chance. There are just too many damn streaming platforms now. 

I think if this happened to me, I’d rather be dead than what happened to Schumacher. Talk about your actual living nightmare. 

It wasn’t bad design, it wasn’t faulty machinery, it was user error. He didn’t check it was in park, he failed to set the parking brake, he left the vehicle with the engine still running. All of which you are not supposed to do. Anton took a quick and easy shortcut, and it killed him. I feel sorry for his family, and…

Whedon has clearly been taking PR lessons from Sweaty Prince Andrew, both of them would have been better served by shutting up, but both have such titanic egos that they thought they could explain away everything. 

So the defense is that they think they may have gotten bad ammo, because they got bad ammo from these guys before? Then why the everloving fuck did they use them again? They are denying criminal incompetence by pleading a different type of incompetence. 

It wouldn’t be a bad idea for them to return to the concept of actually being heroes instead of bigoted bad guys who pretend to be heroes too. I think that would take a level of self awareness Hickman does not possess though. 

I’ll be glad when this whole Krakoan mess gets retconned. The current X-line up is abhorrent, and Krakoa is just a melange of all the worst aspects and abuses of America and Israel. It is despicable, and I am certainly not going to be picking up a Marvel book while it is still churning this out.

The recipient has cited an increased sexual attraction to frogs as a possible side effect. 

Chris Nolan killed Batman, Snyder just molested his corpse.