Do the Brits, with their whole Empire 2.0 thing they’ve got going on there, even know how to use computers anymore? They are going back to those old pens big feathers stuck on them.

The password was “guest”.

They are the ones the American politicians truly fear anyway. 

Some of the Karens definitely qualify as cows, and those who follow them are cattle. What I’m saying is that if, for whatever reason, you think taking veterinary drugs is a good idea then, for the good of all of us, please continue taking them. And I also hear that standing on the roof of your house in a thunderstorm w…

I know a song about all that. And I would recommend that all anti-evolutionists and anti-science types of all kinds listen hard to it.

Goddamn it, Henri. Florida is the other way. 

A horrible, but sadly predicted, consequence of Climate Change. And we can’t even use it to try and dissuade climate change deniers, because in their evil and corrupted souls those finks actually think that climate change killing the poor and the weak is a good thing. Point this out to them, and they’ll actually be…

I’m worried it won’t stick, since Uber especially was founded with no other intention than destroying labor rights and regularized labour-so the billionaires will pour any amount of money into defending it, but for now I’ll celebrate a rare win for actual humanity. 

The A-Team movie started working once they started flying a tank. I don’t think the first half, with the Origin Story[tm], added anything to it. The watcher is here for the crazy plan, not the backstory. 

Marvel movies do need a new Stan Lee, so...

Seems like it was. Must have been the bug out code. 

It could be worse, here is James Bond working with an only slightly fictionalized version of Osama Bin Laden himself:

Sounds fishy.

“Do you like the “Last Helicopter Out of Saigon” photograph? Excited about 1970s American Military History? We have the job for you. Be part of America’s latest humiliating military defeat in Asia, enjoy the thrill of racing to evacuate, get that cardio in hanging from a helicopter’s rungs. Support the US Rout.”

You wanna start with Evangelion:Redeath.

The people who’d go to see the original is probably not an audience anyone wants though. However I do think they should just start backing trucks full of money up to Jordan Peele’s house and ask him to write/direct an updated version. Those are culturally important African American folk tales, and need to be retold,…

RE: The Orville.

I guess I have to pin my hopes on some black rock spat out by an ancient supernova hurtling towards our solar system then. Which, given the increase in interstellar debris we’re now detecting, might just be happening. Hopefully. Fingers crossed. Just end it already. 

That is just for Japanese super-soldiers.

If you don’t like quippy action then you are watching the wrong franchise. The MCU is all about the quippyness.