Which raises the question, if your dog suffers a concussion, how would you know?

We just watched the moment in which that other kid turned into a super villain.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

See also: BMW 8-Series, Jaguar XJS, Cadillac ETC...

everyone knows fancy kristen doesnt stay in NYC in august.

Counterpoint: This is an owner who campaigned to screw over Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder.

The official ride of penniless meth heads with an inferiority complex and a goatee.

Yay! Bring it on!

Guess that’s why I see a lot of retired people in big-ass SUV’s, too. Me, I’m still a hold out at 69 driving an RX7 and a TR8.

The Phillies had one losing season from 2001-2010, and their record was 80-81 that year

dog hello

Brandon Sanderson clears his throat, drops his latest brick of a novel on the table, and offers to finish off the series for him.

Chris Christie will soon become our next Attorney General...only to discover that the role of AG has been altered to being one who orders, picks up, and delivers delicious sandwiches for the President to nibble on and then discard 3/4's untouched. Duties will include not eating the sandwiches, delivering within half…

A weirdo, no doubt, but a really talented one.

“...these cars are fashionable, not practical, Gramps! You just forget those old style, goofy passenger handles... here you won’t need them, because there’s an app for that: it’s called “iOhShit”!.”

Grandpas in Cars Getting Cranky

...alcohol. #peetape

By the exacting standards of the Great Race Determiner Jason Whitlock, Kaepernick simply isn’t black enough.

It has to be so freeing, to give so few fucks like he does. I mean, I don’t give a lot of fucks, but the amount he gives has to be approaching if not actually zero. If you could measure the amount of fucks Marshawn gives in atomic movement, it would be the lowest temperature ever recorded in the universe.