Come to Philly, I’ll unify my fist with your face, fucker.

It’s funny, but his air high-fives are even funnier.

(after reading headline) Like beating the shit out of some of those sister-fucking Nazis?

I would trade trump for a drunk narcissistic orangutan in a heartbeat. At least, the orangutan might not be racist.

I don’t think they need to remove it. I propose the following changes.

Oh my god. The Nats’ chances of advancing in the post-season were dead the whole time!

Shut up Wesley

These are always my most favorite of all the WYTS comments.

YOUR 32 PART SERIES LAMBASTING EVERY TEAM IS ONLY BIASED AGAINST MINE!!!!

“See you in the playoffs”

You’re a good person.

That’s why I walk around in a g-string.

It Wasn’t Me is one of the greatest songs of the last twenty years.

“Yeah, man. No stomach for risk at all. They need to just stop waiting for everyone else to make the first move and just jump in. Have they learned nothing from my brother Leroy?”

I agree. What is it with people’s obsession for 4-door cars and trucks? This is why we can’t have nice things; next everybody’s going to be demanding 4-seater motorcycles.

I don’t see him becoming a stalking horse for some d-bag tech billionaire to take down some website after said website shows a video of Cena and maybe Colin Cowherd’s wife? (Is that what you meant by “Hogan Push”?)

As far as I’m concerned, Cena has completely redeemed himself the last few years. He’s turned himself into a very good wrestler, he’s putting over everyone we care about, and he recorded one of history’s better PSAs. Yes, his character is still lame, but that’s largely a booking problem.

Shut up Mike