I fucking love hot dogs, and have so many different ways I’ll eat them.

Onions, chili (texas), cheese
Onions, coney sauce, cheese
Onions, mustard, chili (cincinnati), cheese (I hereby accept the incoming fightin’ words)

Banana peppers, jalapenos, tomatoes have all made appearances.

At the ballpark, I’m going plain with…

It makes me very happy to hear this. Thanks for letting me know.

Depending on how “real” this street fight is, the greatest MMA/Boxing/whatever practitioner in the world is losing to the dude with a pistol and 5 hours range training.

The combination of someone who knows how to write and who knows boxing is just a beautiful thing.

He had an answer for everything thrown at him, and over 13 draining rounds, he clinically beat Cooney up, bringing him further and further from land, reminding him constantly that he would eventually drown in a horrible way.

In nearby Land O’ Lakes, an actual sinkhole swallowed two houses a couple of weeks ago.

BREAKING NEWS: Lucas Duda tears ACL leaving the Mets

I love the cool names minor league teams have that reflect the town’s history. In this case of course Lehigh Valley was founded by a group of German pig farmers and was later home of the Acme Iron Company, the world’s first electrical iron.

Surely that was the Service Electric Slide of the Game.

Girls. Faith. Everything. Full GFE. That’s what Hugh is all about.

If you are stupid enough, in America’s moral climate when you go 5-7, to do *anything* that might even *hint* at being questionable

Bjork followed that up tonight by telling reporters that Freeze was allowed to redact “personal calls” from the phone records before they were released.

If you are stupid enough, in America’s moral climate, to do *anything* that might even *hint* at being questionable on a state/employer/whoeverthefuckcanbeFOIAed phone, you deserve every ounce of idiocy that will rain down on your idiot head for being an idiot.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

let’s start a website

If the Beach Boys’ “Kokomo” was a tournament, the USMNT would find a way to finish off the podium.

Can’t wait for the author disclosure at the bottom of the first Rosenthal Blight Sox blog.