Best sports hair past and present:

Pitbull would be the god of Miami on Americans Gods. He’d be powered by vodka and models doing rails at nightclubs.

Man, I’ve never hit balls that hard even in video games, and dude does it without any effort at all. Never before have I seen a player more deserving of Mercy’s line to Roy Hobbs in The Natural—”Interesting, the way you mistreat a baseball.”

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

Further proof that the guys gracing the covers of Men’s Health and Men’s Fitness probably suck at sports. Sports and even the Navy Seals require a strong and functional body. This doesn’t always translate to a perfectly sculpted and proportional body. If you wanna look like a fitness model then reach for the steroids…

The only proper snack for sports is orange slices you can turn into faux mouth guards. My child will have unfettered access to orange slices and be the least scurvy child on the field. Eat that shit, other parents!

Bet he gets along great with Goose Gossage.

I pride myself on respecting the big rigs, in traffic or otherwise. I’m the guy hanging back giving you a lane and two flicks on the brights to come over. Nothing like seeing the flashers for a second to know you did a guy a solid.

Nice PIT. LOL. I’d like to ask that people take notice of one thing besides the obvious here...notice how that entire car disappears below the hoodline of the semi filming this, before it even gets hit by him? Yeah...that’s what you look like when you chop back in front of a big truck. You are either a roof, or…

Found one! 166 to go.

It’s always mystified scouts how he could have that motion but still make so many of his shots. It’s counter-intuitive, but it has always worked for him so the risk is fucking him up by making him change (like making a left-handed kid in second grade start writing right-handed), or risking that his motion won’t turn…

Finally! Somebody in business who understands why Tim Berners-Lee created the World Wide Web in the first place. As Berners-Lee explained in his famous “Eyeballs Manifesto”, “The real purpose of the Web and, by the extension the Internet as a whole, is to get people to watch more television and stop wasting time…

Fuck yeah Dom, awesome interview

The picture is still funny, no matter what.

To give a sense of American soccer fashion sense in 1994:

Four women: He groped all of us, on the same day, with witnesses.

Jason in a dog food commercial...... selling out to the big canned meat corporations....

Wayward Hayward heads M-A-ward