(imagining Deadspin as Dana Carvey as Tom Brokaw, several days before tournament starts) “Nick Kyrgios was eaten by a bear on the grass as the All-England Club, and he was delicious”

Might have to at this point. I think it has become structural.

I can’t even begin to explain how bullshit this whole idea is. There are so many reasons this won’t work, and isn’t even a good idea to begin with. There are good reasons why high quality speakers have retained the same basic design approach for several decades.

dumber

pppfffffttt I’ve been wrecked in way more countries then that in a weekend.

Flutie seems like the best choice when your only option is a Hail Mary.

He Hate Me.

I love my street car. I get lots of joy from it. But if someone steals it or something happens to it, it’s really just an economics hassle.

Oh yeah, scrappy that guy was. Excellent fundamentals. High motor on him. Sneaky athletic. Sun burns easily...

Supposedly team personal wore a shirt with this picture on it when Griffin came in for his meeting.

a move made famous by 10-year NHL contracts

The obvious answer to your statement is that he drove there from CA.

Cross Guam off your list too—it has 2 million brown snakes, an average of 13,000 per square mile in some places. And then there’s Christmas Island with the crabs that cover everything when they’re breeding, something like 30-40 million of them. And Florida, which has tons of every nightmare creature including the…

The replies to this remind me of how everyone responded to Trump’s fake Time covers. First Time said “that cover isn’t real”, then they said “we didn’t even do a mag on that date” and then someone said “the red border is too thin” and then somebody said “the barcode is from a photoshop tutorial!” and THEN someone said…

I have one of those! Only it’s usually pronounced with a short “i” instead of a long “e” sound.

If course she gets to go to Goodwood, she’s clearly the fanciest.

We might think this is a silly tradition, but really what she was doing was weakening the plane enough that she could kill it and make a soup out of it to gain its power of flight.

Oh come on! http:www.Sketchy.Virus.RU always has the matches you need.

I’m sure chain restaurants have *some* kind of bottle of wine or champagne or vodka they’ll charge you a couple hundred bucks apiece for if your entourage of early-20s idiots is throwing around huge amounts of cash (or will tell an employee to go to the liquor store and buy some if not). No manager is gonna look that…

When pressed, Fisher says “has 7-9 good stories he could tell about Vince. But he is working hard every day to make them more competitive.”