Eh, even a broken clock can forward your comment to charles shipan at your university.

“Pfft. I used to drive around in a Ferrari 308 GTS.”

Rebuttal via Steve Lehto

DOCTOR #3: “I cannot in good conscience recommend continued violent athletic competition to someone with your heart condition.”

PAYTON, NEXT DAY’S PRESS CONFERENCE: “Just to be on the safe side, we’ve suggested that Fairley go for best out of five, but we can’t entirely rule out best of seven depending on how it goes.”

I had a car that is considered “comfortable” by the masses, wearing 35-series tires, and that was about as close to spine-rattling as I want in a commuter. My current commuter has 55-series tires - much more comfortable.

X-files was awesome.

2015 C7 M7 Z06/Z07 - 41,000 miles Wouldn’t sell it for less than $120k. Comes with winter tires used.

Way back when, I worked at a grocery store. We had a greeter who was your typical 80-something year old retiree. He drove a Z06 convertible every day. Even the dead of winter. One day when we got over a foot of snow, I saw him drive that damn Z06 like it was the middle of summer. Still makes me smile to this day.

In that Tony Kornheiser is distracted by my form-fitting wardrobe?

This is all just part of a textbook pro wrestling work

I am straight-up never going to tire of the “getting hit by” runner. I hope on my deathbed, my demented, Alzheimer’sy self reads an article about “Early 21st century presidents, ranked” that ends “6. Getting hit by a Glorbulon Freighter.

I’m pretty upset that you don’t know Sicnarf Loopstock

I already love dogs. I don’t need another reason to love dogs. But when dogs tackle children, that love soars even higher.

I just had a similar conversation with a friend.

“I really think we should run the triangle here.”

Thanks to blue laws, there’s no store that sells liquor and guns in Texas. Guns and beer/wine, sure - that’s just a Wal-Mart. But liquor stores are kept separate.

The dreaded Two-Day Hangover. Kids in their 20s can’t even comprehend that they exist.

Wait, so when Jordan dunked from half court in Space Jam, did he get 3 points for that?? I don’t remember but I wanna say he got 2. PLOT HOLE.

Was there with my wife and my folks. My dad is the most lukewarm Rockies fan among us (he likes them, but has always been meh on baseball and mainly relies on my mom to keep him informed of their record, which is usually trash by this time of year). We were all on our feet when Nolan came to the plate. Then that first…

Paul George to team up with John Wall in search of a Ringo?