An MRI showed that Davies sustained thorax trauma, a fractured vertebrae and a contusion of the left thumb in the crash

SE Nebraska Gambler 500.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Actually, Belhaven is a private Christian liberal arts university in Jackson, Mississippi. Certainly don’t want them stealing any five star recruits from Louisiana!

Holy shit please yes, thank you sir may I have another!

Counterpoint: the Kings are only going to get the players that other teams don’t want this year anyway. They should trade this year’s #5 and #10 to some team for their first next year, so that the Kings have a chance to go high in next year’s lottery and possibly land the #1 pick.

Weigh in has a ceiling light fall on them when they’re posing with Dana.

the ideal outcome is that they both get knocked out.

I only just this afternoon found out I don’t have them on. Huh.

For retirement Bronson will develop a video game that succeeds AND don’t require $95 million in taxpayers dollars.

Of all the guys on the 2004 team he’s the last one standing in the majors and one of the most unlikely to do so.

In other totally accurate news that is not at all borne of people trying to scoop each other, the 2023 Reds have accepted President Chris Rock’s invitation to the Black House to celebrate their World Championship over Las Vegas. Winning pitcher and Center Fielder Hunter Greene is reportedly very excited to meet not…

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

“Guys, you really should’ve labeled this ‘NSFW.”

“This coffee sucks”

I’m puzzled by the behavior of someone who clicks on an article titled “The Cavaliers can’t win Game 5. Or can they? (No) (But maybe)” and then takes to the comments to complain that the article does not make a decisive prediction about what will happen in Game 5.

Is this a Pynchon quote?

I just bought a like-new condition deep fryer from a coworker for $35. I eagerly await the study that debunks this study.

The announcers have all the enthusiasm of ‘Boom goes the dynamite’.

Does that count as a successful two-point conversion?