As a fan of good dogs and good bears, it’s really nice when Deadspin doesn’t get distracted with sports and can highlight the important things in life.

Arguments about the language we use to describe particular elements of Western physical culture, are really arguments about the symbolic and ritualistic significance of those items.

“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

City hall now estimates the total cost would be $1.75 billion to $1.83 billion, with public investment of $1.2 billion to nearly $1.4 billion.

As a dealership employee who’s pay is affected by surveys let me tell you a few things that absolutely piss me off:

I have screamed, to anyone who will listen, that there is a market for the Hyundai Santa Cruz, and that if it’s priced correctly it could probably do really well.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Can imitate the sound my mam’s old Fiat makes by sitting still and being quiet

That sprayed Evo from a couple of days ago was this, but done so much better.

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a boom-boom

This also.

Just spent the time between now and whenever this was published, on Wikipedia reading about heavy construction equipment thanks to this article. You helped me learn today (most of the learning I did was about what an impact ripper actually does, and how the high-drive system, used on Cats like the one in the linked…

How are there so many members of government who don’t know what freedom of speech means? It protects you from the government. No one else.

The Hunger Games is not, yet, as influential and important as Wonder Woman.

That gif captured the handshake so well, he’s lucky Macron didn’t shove him over with more force. He’s the inappropriate overbearing jokester neighbor/uncle/colleague with that handshake, in a role once considered leader of the free world. He doesn’t miss an opportunity to look like a petulant child. Fortunately…

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

HAH!! You don’t know what old is son. I remember the first moon landing. It was the year my family moved to Florida. My first time viewing a rocket launch up close enough to feel it. And I remember my dad complaining about having to pay 33 cents a gallon to put gas in his 30 foot long land yacht of a Cadillac Sedan…

... to evaluate the real estate market.