Every asshole has the right to pose after running up those steps (also like an asshole)

There’s a strain score

Man, don’t ever be fooled by a bad team playing well in the last month when their fate is sealed. Every time they do this their fans spend the entire offseason dreaming about what’s coming, and every single time they get kicked in the balls. There is a .000 success rate. They don’t have their first round pick, and…

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

His streak of futility was impressive, but nothing compared to Generalissimo Francisco Franco’s streak of being dead.

USA! USA! USA!

Scary thing: before unleaded fuel was mandated (I was very young), I remember fuel smelling “sweet”. I loved the smell. Good thing they changed that by the time I was six, or I’d be a drooling idiot from sniffing all the lead.

Deadspin: “LOL Sixers are tanking; here are 10 million spurious reasons why that’s a bad idea”

Nantz: Aaaannnd we’re *back*.

Drank...Martinis?

What a hat!
I like it!
I like that party hat!
Good-by!

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.

Are you mad? Thirty two cylinders are too many. I recommend a 27 cylinder radial two-stroke engine with supercharging, turbo-charging, turbo-compounding and a concentric electric motor. That would be three rings of nine cylinders. Of course, the biggest radial engines in WWII were 28 cylinders (Pratt & Whitney R-4360…

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

Snicker all you want, but if he can create an extra roster spot by competently covering 2 necessary roles on a big league team he’s worth his weight in gold. What if, in return for having a light hitting backup C and a capable mop up man, you could have a good pinch hitter from both the right and left sides? I think…

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

It was only after the match that the incident was brought to FIFA’s attention, by, wait for it, Argentina’s CONMEBOL rival, Chile.

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

That was literally one of the best sports questions I have heard.