I have to admit, I kinda liked Boz in that movie Stone Cold. It was cheesy, but a good kind of cheesy like Roadhouse.

My birthday is on Halloween and I can heartily endorse having your birthday on Halloween. The entire world is throwing a party. You go to school for the costume parade and you get to wear the birthday crown. Do you know what that makes you? The KING OF HALLOWEEN! Everyone gets candy but you get candy and presents.…

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

Jets GM John Idzik's Monday press conference was 2,466 words. Our pal Dom Cosentino found famous monologues—such as Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have A Dream" speech—shorter than Idzik's huge apology/explanation for why the Jets suck so hard. [NJ.com]

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

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A statement from a shocked R&A read: "We cannot even begin to understand how Mr. Bishop could make such comments. How can he address females directly if they're waiting outside in the car?"

Here's a reverse-masturbation story about a friend of mine.

My brain went to "fuckery".

Does it have to be a ground vehicle? Engine runs, needs batteries, last flown 10/14/14. $15k, buy it now. 220mph.

Nice. It'll be great. I can make fun of all the morons who cruise with their fenders still out.

My favorite was "Auburn offered me $180,000 for this sign."

For a guy barricaded in his house who may or may not have weapons? There are so, so, so, so many examples of cops crazily overreacting with excessive force to no provocation at all, it is just bizarre to see this situation (100% his fault, the cops haven't even done anything alarming, and it ends with no incident)…

I used to work at a mom-and-pop pizzeria that also sold frozen dough balls to other restaurants. The Dough Balls were frozen in a chest freezer set to "Cloud City Carbonite" and had to be individually bagged, and the bags had to be tied. There were always 30 dough balls on a sheet, and about 60 dough balls would fit…

It's just a different culture/mentality around here. It's a cliche that those outside the deep south don't grasp the gravity of, but it's true that in the south football is more than just a sport. All those documentaries talking about how football was a unifying force as well as a source of pride through the down…

it's nice to see us compete. Congrats Dak, you earned it

Flew to an African country where "the gay" is punishable by jail time to see my very long distance monogamous girlfriend who is serving a two year volunteer stint on the continent. Subsequently successfully argued with a hotel clerk who was holding our passports hostage to give us the big bed we paid for rather than…

Seems like a waste. You could have had apple pie.

Went to Panama City Beach for spring break one year with a coed group of about 30 friends during the week when half of the colleges in the country are on break. There was absolutely no privacy (as our rooms were 6-7 people) if you wanted to hook-ups, which is usually the ultimate goal for spring break. One drunk and…