This is a three-scoop ice cream sundae of bullshit with a cherry on top. I am not sure anyone has questioned whether he loves his son or whether he is perfect, so his statements that he does and he isn't are utterly meaningless. And the law doesn't require intent to injure, so his statement that, in effect, "I meant…

I don't understand this association of "innocent until proven guilty' being part of the fabric of our society. From a legal standpoint, it is a method of establishing the boundaries for prosecution and defense; one whose guilt is presumed initially must exonerate themselves beyond a shadow of a doubt, right? We have…

Don't forget "annihilate", that was the best one!

Points for using "decimate" correctly!

Fine.

Don't wait until you're on the phone with the pizza place to decide what you want/realize there's such a thing as a menu. Don't stand in line at the grocery store with a basket full of shit and fifteen people behind you, then when you get to the cashier start snatching stuff out of the basket when he/she tries to…

Don't stop two steps into a store; know what coffee you want before getting to the counter; have your $/credit card/whatever ready before, again, getting to the counter; use a fucking blinker; how about some headlights when it's raining; don't carry a 3' wide purse in a 2' aisle; no one, not even the person you're…

I'm going to assume you're a guy. What guys do or do not say when they're ejaculating is right up there with Dick Cheney in terms of truth, conscience and reliability.

Today I went to the shelter and looked at kitties. I'm going to be on the road to crazy cat lady or something. While I was toying with the idea of adopting a dog, I don't have the time or energy for it so I'm getting another kitty. A grown up ginger lass.

Yeah. One morning I opened one, because it was a reply to me, and saw a gif of person with their head in a box being force fed poop. I was in the kitchen, having a cup of coffee, and closed my laptop before my kid came in. I took it to the bedroom and dismissed the offending gifs.

And "You were so good I had no idea what I was saying" is an instant get out of jail free card.

I'd recommend getting a rescue dog that is four years or older. Young enough to play and be active, not so young as to need a ton of training or work, not so squee as to make Jazzy too jealous, and that way you're giving a dog a chance who would be unlikely to be adopted otherwise.

For me, it's people engrossed in their smartphones as they're getting on or off trains, thereby disrupting the flow of traffic. Not only is it a rude way to take up space and actively thwart people that are behind them, it can be really dangerous. Buddy, I'm sure that Facebook post or cat video is fascinating, but…

This is my fourth cross-country move. In two of them, I moved to places I didn't know anyone... I met one of me bffs in one of them. And I found a BB&B gift card for $150 today going through some old stuff. New kitchen stuff for me! Thank you. :)

Question for long-time dog owners/experts out there: my parents have a lovely black lab, Jazzy, who's just turned 13 years old this summer. She's in really good shape, though slowing down a bit as she's an old lady. She's been through a lot (cancer survivor!), but the vet says she could last for another couple…

And since Kinja won't let me edit, pictorial evidence:

I've been waiting for this night for a week, and it's terrific news: That asshat who was outed horribly abusing a Doberman pup he'd been "tending to for a friend" (I believe it was mentioned here some time last week)? Thanks to a petition drive on Change.org, he was fired from his position as CEO of something called…

I have nothing real to add except that I just got out of the shower and was met by my dog who was wearing my dirty underwear as a t-shirt.

OKC Messages of the Week:

I just wanted to thank everyone that read my post http://tartis.kinja.com/my-abortion-16… and commented. I loved reading what you all had to say and thank you so much for the props :) I just keep seeing more and more stories about abortion and I knew I couldn't stay silent. I refuse.