Northeast Derp State might consider Clemson a rival, but I'm not sure Clemson considers Northeast Derp State a rival.

Unless they're Australian.

You can't spell "AutoZone Liberty Bowl" without "U-T."

Looks like the Harbaugh Bros got a pair of Ray Bans

You may consider Alton Brown to be a pretentious ass in some respect or other, but having tried his directly-on-the-coals method of cooking skirt/flank steak (and doing the same with some massive fred-flinstone-ain't-got-nothin'-on-these-dinosaur-sized porterhouses), I think I'll skip the grill grates and go straight…

FYI, this is a Ranger Up shirt. http://www.rangerup.com/comfy.html

The new NSX is going to be like the "Chinese Democracy" of the car world. It might have been awesome if it came out when they started pimping it. But with so many built-in delays, it is bound to be a disappointment. It could have been the perfect sports car in 2007, but the R8 came out the next year, and that's what…

Remember Joe Isuzu?

6th grade me is proud of the man I've become.

UPDATE: THEY ARE LETTING ME IN. I'm gonna to whip their asses in laser tag.

Why am I not allowed in the staff chatroom? Is it because it's where you all go to play laser tag?

Hopefully, teams will trollbunt against good ol' Colby the rest of the year and we'll have our first ever MLB in-game aneurysm.

Inane Ramblings: I've been thinking about the Olive Garden a lot lately, because it's a Good Value. Being a Poor, I have to think about this all the time. If a guy wanted to take me on a date, I would choose the Olive Garden, where I would fill up on soup and breadsticks, then take my entrée home to eat for the next…

"It's just what Toby would have wanted."

Theory: Vaccines cause autism.

Or one could, you know, give up childish things like basing one's life on stupid and superstitious Bronze Age mythology and just drive the goddamned car.

I would now like to write a comic book where a Suzuki Samurai has a Suzuki Sidekick sidekick and they solve mysteries/kick ass together.

Let me tell you a little story about GM people, because the "culture" comes from the people and their attitudes, as you say, Patrick.

NOBODY CAN STOP THE US MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. NOBODY.

"Gait-Gate Gaffe Guillotines Golden Gelding's Goals, Gets Guy's Goat"*