Seriously. I had a dream the other night that I was driving this car. I have never been physically near this car. I have never, and probably will never, see this car in real life. But in my dream, I drove it - and I was very, very alarmed.

American Freedom is actually colorless and odorless. That's why you have to be told you have it.

America was only offered in one color: Freedom. And unlike the paint on the hood, that color doesn't run.

those gas pumps really...threw her a crv ball.

dude. you need to develop a gun hobby. all that rage needs an outlet.

I'd put bloopers as #1 but that's me.

I was the other one, I liked it, but I can see where the appeal is limited.

I don't believe in dinosaurs - NASCAR fans.

Perhaps their financial peril will come back around full circle...

Amazing happens. That's what.

No. The hot tubs and endless pool take up too much space.

There is a VIP B727 bases in West Palm Beach, FL owned by a fashion designer.
It has a stripper pole.

My only regret is that I have but one star to give..

Condition being equal, I can honestly say that there is no situation where I would take a Civic of any kind over a E30 325is.

I once pulled a Tundra (that was pulling the space shuttle) out of the snow with my S-class.

Here's a 2000 Jaguar XJ8 for $2000. 4 liter V8, RWD, 4 door sedan. Under 70,000 miles, but the seller says it has electrical problems.

Like this?

One of our customers is a private jet interior builder. They talk about 'cold soaking.' They install a bunch of stuff, then go fly it and chill the whole airplane, then fly back down and do more fitting and adjusting. If they install the whole kit and never cold soak, then the cabinets don't fit and joints pop…

Still doesn't make up for the credibility-ruining marketing war crime Nissan committed during the holidays:

Wait a tic. This level of trim is selling for $27,405?