Milk jug?!? Jason of all people should have known how to handle this:

this is the future of Kinja

I could fix this car. It’d be a four-door, sporty hatch.

We only cover politics when it intersects with cars. When the president maybe starts a trade war that all automakers are against because it will drive up the cost of cars, it matters.

Macallan 12.

RIP

thanks for the kind words. as a result, ballaban has informed i’ve now been granted an additional week of employment

That’s not how blog titles work. They have to be click-bait bullshit, because click-bait works and clicks are everything.

Imagine if Cadillac were the Cadillac of cars! What a world!

On the contrary, I think weight savings are even more important when you’re working with a heavy vehicle.

The pot fills one drop at a time. You can’t drop 360 lbs without dropping the first 62.

German engineers doing something in the most convoluted way possible? I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!

ah yes wondows... always the first things to go when you’re serious about adding lightness

It also can be solved through very advanced timing strategies.

The turbo minivan site

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

“Either that or use a burner car.”