They don’t get any ad revenue from me as it is lol

I mean, there’s only three writers hereworth reading anymore so there’s that

Uhhh...is something up with Jalopnik? No posts this morning? No NPOND? No QOTD?

ahhh the GMG strike has begun bois. 

I got one of these for free and wish I didn't. That's how bad it is. That tablet on top must run on hardware from a Blackberry Curve and the Android OS has got to be at least 4 generations behind.

I got one of these for free and wish I didn't. That's how bad it is. That tablet on top must run on hardware from a…

NordicTrack is notorious for their poor customer service. We have a 2-year-old NordicTrack treadmill that thankfully hasn’t needed any service yet, but I did have to call customer service once and even that was a whole ordeal. Also iFit sucks, just get the Peloton if you’re serious about doing indoor cycling classes.

A…

NordicTrack is notorious for their poor customer service. We have a 2-year-old NordicTrack treadmill that thankfully…

I am here to say I bought this Nordictrack bike and it had to be repaired twice in a year, once replaced by the company.  The customer service experience was an f&$%ing nightmare.  Buy literally any other machine.

I am here to say I bought this Nordictrack bike and it had to be repaired twice in a year, once replaced by the…

This is the vehicular manifestation of the phrase “get fucked bud.”

Never Underestimate the Lug-Nut Rule.

“The merger would reportedly combine what the airlines do best” sounds like a threat.

Have you ever met a man with a little chode chin beard like that and had them turn out to be cool?  No; it’s never happened.

It raises an important point - that this is how mainstream audiences dangerously perceive level 2 assists.

Spare us, dude. Bleeding hearts for the suffering mega-yacht industry?

As with just about everything, it’s up to us little guys to make the sacrifices and make the world a better place, apparently.

Yup. In the before-times my buddy, who was in no rush to buy, went to the VW dealer to buy a white All Track with a manual. The dealer told him there wasn’t one available right now within the local dealerships. So he came home with a gray automatic (which cost more because it was an automatic). He’s since said many…

Can you please give us another article on some new tail lights or quirky automotive feature. Its honestly much better content when you write about something you like.

And now I’m searching the internet for C30s.

Union Pacific: lays off security and doesnt lock doors

well, I know you saw one in the ad, but the one we had at that price sold earlier today. If you are interested, I have an F150 here that will do all the same stuff as that Maverick - if we could get you close to that monthly payment you mentioned would you be willing to sign today?

That title feel like the random word generator threw darts at an old newspaper.