Duolingo’s gamification is just the silliest. I’m not learning Russian so that I can get a gold medal on the app’s leaderboard, I’m learning it so I can understand some of the wacky Russian instagram posts that come across my feed. I didn’t learn Spanish to collect gems and dress up the owl icon, I studied so I would…

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I looked at the keyboard as carefully as possible and could not find the check engine light.

Hey look, a giant SUV that drinks gas, makes a lot of noise and sells for more than my annual income. 

“I’m not saying it’s pretty, but that grill looks a hell of a lot better than the Lexus.”

I’m not saying it’s pretty, but that grill looks a hell of a lot better than the Lexus. I wonder if people will start buying and importing the front clip for retrofits.

Awesome article. While we are at it can we get rid of gamification and digital badges in education also.

I know about Tucker, but I’m hesitant to call them “mass market.” Same for the Tatra T87.

It’s always nice to see how openly American democracy is priced for quick sale.

$5 it broke when they lowered the vehicle onto the studs when the other 3 lug nuts were already off.

Some guy had one of these with his lady in the car. I wasnt in the mood for a race or even really trying to drive fast. But he must have thought I wanted to... So he keeps weaving around other cars to catch up to me driving like a real tool.

I was actually considering maybe voting NP on this one until I saw this at the bottom of the ad:

The one with the Corvette engine, you say?

“Don’t touch that, it’ll be worth something someday!”

“Hey everyone look at the helicopters! All the taxes that you’ll pay in 40 years of work will only pay for part of one but make sure to bitch about people on food stamps taking your money! USA! USA!”

Now, THIS is real military recruitment. Sign me up.

Should be at the right time.

If your date shows up in something like this, run. Don’t go home, send your largest friend to go get your things, it's not safe.

A Messy One