No, but I’ve always wanted to.

AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

He should look at the nearest fuel stations - odds are they’re an Oregonian and haven’t figured out how to use the gas pump yet.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Haha. I grew up, first 19 years of my life, in a reasonably densely populated suburb of Boston, MA. My father, a firefighter, mother a nurse at a local hospital. My parents were well known in the community and we were always told as kids that someone was always watching our every move. We were good kids. But sometimes…

No, wait, I tell a lie. That iTunes update notification that pops up even when I don’t have iTunes running is pretty annoying.

Did someone say driver oriented?

someone has already re-posted the video to YouTube with Korn in the background

You got your Caddies mixed up.

The title of the article says to Drop Everything. That might include a deuce.

Well now you have done it! You have named the company that shall not be named in these forums!

You linked to wrong video. This one is just a tire warm up. The run vid is here

I want the Fleetwood 75. Twenty-one feet long, very comfortable seating for nine.

It depends on the weather, but this seems like the obvious choice. Infinite headroom, natural AC, and everyone is looking at you because they think you’re sooooo cool. And not moving in one is WAY better than actually driving it.

I don’t have a dog, but here’s a picture of my cat Hugh, who suffers from apprehensively-surprised resting face:

Looking forward to your before and after measurements.

For fuck’s sake, replace those brake lines. You’re replacing tie rod ends but not 30-year-old brake lines?