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I like the rear and the light bar, but those are becoming pretty common so I’m sure I’ll tire of it soon enough.

Nobody doing normal human stuff is gonna pass a white Plymouth Grand Voyager and say “lemme see if there’s an inventory number on this bad boy, somethings fishy about that orange light in conjunction with tinted windows”.

Nope I found what I’m buying

Has anyone ever seen a minivan with an orange warning light on its roof like this? I feel like I’d be pretty skeptical if I saw this vehicle lurking in my neighborhood for any length of time.

Right?

Exciting holes AND a stick?!

Seriously? 

How far we've fallen from the O.G. G35... 

Whatever 90s GM lacked in quality, they made up for with... Something else?

Yeah but does the back window roll down? 

I think that’s good. Go full tilt boogie. Make people take notice.

Neutral: I’ll take the Rivian. Give me something new and exciting, built from the start as an EV.

In this pose, it kind of looks like something out of Tales from the Loop (which I’m surprised Jason hasn’t covered the vehicles and machines of).

I spend a lot of time reading about cars and I still have no idea what a Buick Cascada is. 

See also: literally anything Apple does. You liked the simplicity and speed of just plugging in a set of headphones? Fuck you. Buy airpods.

Another decent idea ruined by GM

The world needs more of these:

Neutral: I’m driving 200mi a day for work and I want a car that does this.