Geez. This is an extremely long article that really does not say much. A professor I once had would have labeled this as an “inflated essay”

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

This is the hill you choose to fight on??

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

In my experience, New Englanders do not call it a hoagie. They call it a grinder.

Serious question: Going by the bands you listed, and the average age of fans of said bands, how do you not already have a couple of teenagers to drive you insane? Most of us are already sending the first wave off to college.

Dan, goddamnit, I was proud of that joke.

It is weird how sports are held to different standards. In baseball, steroids are treated as a crime against humanity but in football no one gives a shit. In cycling, there’s been police raids against blood doping, the US government spent millions going after Lance Armstrong. Yet in swimming, which is just as dirty,…

I’m not trying to sound like Internet Contradiction Guy, but it strikes me as being in bad taste to feature a “brutal” knockout while just yesterday berating the NFL for all its violent home videos. I realize this one isn’t a headshot—there are plenty of those on Deadspin already—but at what point do we conclude that…

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

Ah, once again the Democrats are most concerned about being seen as the “reasonable” party that is willing to work together and compromise.

It should be noted that one trustee is now calling for Simon to go:

No.

I don’t know you, but I hate you so much.

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That.. that’s the joke.

Wow I didn’t think i would get picked for this! These did not even come to mind on my search. Love the recommendations, it means a lot and love the Jalopnik community. I am truly considering them now. Everyone made some really great points and I may be checking that out the one suggested from Torch soon. :)

Yes. I’m saying that factually roughly 25% of white women voted for Trump. That’s a fact. I’m not talking about how complicit everyone feels the roughly half of white women that didn’t vote are.

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