If there is a greater indictment of gambling than this comment, I can’t think of one.

Exclusive interview from one of the board members:

I was at the board meeting of the Maverick’s organizers and things got rather heated:

Well, that was certainly incoherent.

Spray Weber

Well it does result in hilarious overreactions like yours.

lighten up dummy

Just two guys who met their ends via a piece of wood.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Really? Then maybe some Republicans will actually read it since it’s in their preferred format.

Zubats. It’s a Pokemon thing :)

I was completely expecting the ass of a big fat hairy dude as well.

Not if you inhale it and hold it in like a bong hit

I don’t think you know what a beer belly is.

Right, that is the main concern. Not the assholes shooting up the joint.

So, why do babies need lawyers. Do babies with outties sue their doctor. Or are there a lot of accidents during circumcisions. It has got to be a very small field for your expertise. But the alternative to your expertise does not look good.

Old George Carlin bit, “If there are two people on an elevator, and somebody farts, EVERYONE knows who did it. Don’t pretend it wasn’t you.”

Getty photo search of the year.

Thanks for making this, can’t wait for more of them.

Sure, the alternate version is Deadspin.com/Foodspin-cum-ass-titty-fuck-jizzbomb-blackcock

That should work, right?