Nothing funnier than when super frustrated people try to defend their sports that aren’t sports. Couldn’t really care less. Just an opinion.

Eh, still looks more like dancing than “team gymnastics floor routine”, because gymnastics is inherently individualistic, no? Also, an individual gymnast’s floor routine looks 100x harder and more complex than anything one individual does in one of these cheerleading routines.

See everyone, this is why the world outside of Philly hates us.

I actually did look up videos. This is essentially just dancing. Dancing is not a sport, it is just dancing. That’s not to say it’s not difficult or physically taxing. But, not a sport.

I would welcome a weekly email of this. “Weird shit my Canadian wife said this week”. Would laugh 10/10 times.

Lol, I wanted to make this comment myself. Well done.

Add cheer to the growing list of sports (cheerleading isn’t a sport, but whatever) that I’d never let my daughters do.

Media sucks everywhere, but Philly media is awful. Fuck these two idiots, especially Kempski, who offers literally zero insight into anything related to football or the organization and kept ripping on McGloin throughout the game last night on Twitter.

What the fuck

Basébull du futbol, asshole

Do you pronounce it like “toke”? Or like “tock-wa” all Frenchy and what not?

Pigeon

What the hell is a toque?

Parkour...sport...Olympics.......right.

20 games, lol

Wouldn’t it only take like 50 or so paper cuts before you bleed out? I mean if you’re by yourself, you can only plug so many cuts. And that shit will be stinging everywhere. If they all happen simultaneously, spread evenly across your body, one could hit an artery too, right? Or on your face/neck area? I feel like one…

I’m a pretty neutral observer, so it’s not a matter of whether I like it. I guess the very best case scenario is LeBron stays, holds off another year on his inevitable age-related decline, and they turn the Nets pick into a good player. Who would you expect they could get for that pick?

I know he seems superhuman but LeBron will turn 34 during that season...and if Thomas leaves? You’re banking on a 34 year old LeBron and 30 year old Kevin Love being better than Kyrie, Hayward, Tatum, Brown, and Horford? No shot. And don’t forget Boston still has the LAL pick as well.

The type of comment that makes me reminisce about the early Deadspin days. Bravo.

Yeah they probably won’t be better next year, but who knows how well Thomas holds up? If he goes down, then Boston is definitely better. And I see almost no scenario where Boston isn’t better in 18-19.