This is very old.

Lol uh, have you ever seen the kind of stuff Ali said about Frazier? Or seen/read about nearly any other pre-fight shit from back in the 70s or 80s? Go watch vidoes and see what Tyson had to say before his fights. It’s always been this shitty, just now on a much bigger scale.

If you were able to just suddenly own any pro sports franchise right now, and you were given a pot of money that equals whatever the average owner in the league has at their disposal, which would you pick and why?

Other than the obvious (LeBron), they would absolutely take Anthony Davis for Klay. And probably would for Kawhi too.

I hate on Tebow as much as everyone else...but it’s pretty fucking crazy that he took 10 years off from baseball, only played in high school, and is now hitting .330 in Single A and can hit home runs and shit.

NCAA Football 2013 is the best sports game, hands down. I spent more time playing that game, specifically the coach mode than all other games combined.

What’s a Norm MacDonald?

Lol

People of both genders have to do this all the time, though. It’s especially ironic that you used baseball as your example—I know many baseball players (high school and college level, not pro, but still) who constantly are defending the athleticism and physical difficulty of the sport.

Those tiny walls along the foul lines are at literally every baseball stadium ever built.

People pay to have sex with beach police?

Hole-digging is outlawed at my beach because of a couple of kids who tried connecting two holes and died. They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

Those White Sox announcers are fucking idiots...but at the same time, what the hell is Fowler doing? Was way behind that ball, went into an obviously dangerous looking short wall at full speed without even attempting to slow down or brace himself.

You shut your fucking mouth.

I just got the Chase Sapphire Preferred, my second card (I’m 24), about 8 months ago. Is it worth springing for the Reserve?

I just got the Chase Sapphire Preferred, my second card (I’m 24), about 8 months ago. Is it worth springing for the…

My dad is 55. Pretty much all of my dad’s friends, and my friend’s dads, are about 55. I have never seen any of them walk like that.

“Have to”

Also, what the fuck is this? Who pays to attend this shit?

Of all the things that I hate about LaVar, nothing bothers me as much as the weird thing he does with his hands as he walks.