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He clearly needed help, and likely never got it. Why? Because he was just a football player.

Society failed him? How so? He went to an elite high school, went to college, made millions of dollars in his early 20s, had as nice of a house as I’ve ever seen in person...he is a horribly fucked up person who made horribly fucked up choices.

I am. People are irresponsible dog owners. Dogs deserve better.

That guy is a serious Stupid Dog Owner...who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to bring a large, energetic dog to their job when it involves running around right next to a pool filled with shit that only has a 3 foot high fence around it? Of course he ran over and wanted to check it out. Fuck you, moron.

I can see why Caps fans are concerned, but is any hockey fan actually surprised? Three OT games, two teams with a pretty small gap in talent. And those young Leafs players are probably feeling some confidence and a whole big shot of adrenaline, and it’s the Caps and the playoffs.

I still do a double take when I see Luck in uniform, dude looks like a linebacker out there.

“Well, they sure do need some linebacker help”

Maybe some Ivy-assisted computer programmers will help make these damn MLB videos start working at some point during this season.

If you’re 21 years old, why the hell would you know or care about Ernie Banks?

This is very Buzzfeed/Facebook newsfeed-esque. I get a ton of these types of videos in my Facebook newsfeed from random places I’ve never heard of, usually around politics or pop culture. They are stupid for that, but even more stupid for sports.

Damnit, that kid is going to be so good at sports

Albert, what breed are your dogs??

Thanks for chiming in, Peter King. Stick to football, please.

“Hey man, don’t hog it all!”

Definitely not new, that’s been happening to me for months, close to a year probably.

“You can be both good and fast?”

Is that...normal? Like is playing for that long in a row a common thing? I thought I was a big Xbox fan but I can’t imagine doing it for anywhere near that long. How do you not fall asleep? Or get hungry enough to cook or need to go out and buy some food?

No snark...do you mean endurance runs as in real running? Or do you mean playing video games for 30+ hours?

God’s up there thinking “this guy better stop misbelhaven”

Pics or GTFO