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Well that’s a really shitty comparison and you know it.

Really inspiring answer. I’m not really old enough to have missed my calling in life, seeing as I just finished college. Thanks for furthering the dialogue instead of hunting for stars.

This (and the growing number of other cuts to women’s sports and extracurriculars like theatre and arts) leaves me somewhat conflicted. And I probably don’t understand the intricacies of Higher Ed finance.

Stewart was already on his ass as Wilson was rearing back. Pretty clear.

Wilson threw a fucking haymaker after Stewart was already knocked down. That was 10 times more egregious than Stewart’s little jabs. I’d bet that Stewart was only doing that because he was pissed off about Wilson’s cheap shot.

I think 28 is a good goal. 30 would be absolute cutoff, in my opinion. Being in your 30s and having a roommate would seem very odd to me.

Do you actually play the games as a college player?

I don’t think we have 5 more years of this. The only reason Lavar has a platform at all is because of Lonzo’s talent. The other two Ball brothers aren’t half as good as Lonzo. They’ll both be playing overseas, if they play professionally at all.

“Me too.”

Erin Andrews too, I think.

Yeah, it’s actually so obvious that it makes the original take/comment laughably bad. 

“Men Playing Game With Ball For A Living Is Kind Of A Gimmick”

Nah, this is a wrong take for one big reason: the biggest thing here isn’t getting it to the consumers faster for the sake of consumers, it’s that if you’re the first to break it, everyone has to quote/cite you. So SI has to be like “as reported to ESPN’s Josina Anderson” when they do their announcement of Alshon’s

Do any of you sleep with white noise machines/fans/ear plugs? There’s an annoying loud drip in the ceiling directly above my bed, and it drives me crazy. Need to figure out the best way to drown it out.

The most noteworthy part of that ESPN article is when this cocky little shit (who didn’t have a license at the time) called a custom car guy and asked FOR 10 FUCKING EXOTIC CUSTOM SPORTS CARS AT ONCE. Even that car guy, who stood to make a ton of money, told him he wouldn’t do that many at once because it’s insane. At

Damn those are good stats. But if you look at 247's top recruits, there is 1 white kid in the top 75. And after a quick glance at the areas, they are predominantly blue. But still, you’re probably right to an extent. But I do think that if a top coach was even modestly pro-Trump (which isn’t really what the origin of

I disagree with the second paragraph—I’ve spent a bit of time around a couple D1 college athletics departments and college coaches are so insanely obsessed with recruiting. Most of the university official/booster stuff is done very begrudgingly. They would piss off a few boosters before jeopardizing recruiting

None of these Netherlands baseball players are actually from the Netherlands. They’re primarily from Caribbean islands that the Netherlands owns.

I actually think you’re wrong about a lot of college coaches—basketball ones in particular. They’re recruiting 16 and 17 year olds who are likely to be very liberal, they’re also likely to be predominantly black and from urban areas that have a strong liberal bias. I could see plenty turning that down to prevent it

Throw in what he actually looks like and you couldn’t be more correct. The discrepancy between those 3 characteristics is awesome and hilarious.